annehathawillannehathaway:

this should be a trojan ad
honeyed-rose:

jabllon:

peanutbutterlov-er:

clittyslickers:

very into charts about naps

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

"No, professor, I was not sleeping, I was taking the NASA nap."

but where is the Life Destroying 3 Hour Nap?
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  • fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
  • skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
  • skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
  • Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
  • skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111
  • I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
    If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.

    - (via haileymr)

    Yes that is the right question…

    (via sunsets-dirt-roads)

    (Source: iamboundtowin, via in-the-bed-of-his-chevy)

    legolasbian:

    If you’re gonna be so cute all the time, you gotta pay the cute tax (you’re gonna have to kiss me)

    (via ashleytheadventurist)

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    antoniosans:

Sunday reprise II. Jasho S. antoniosans.tumblr.com
    fatseux:

I need you.

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    reaill:

    grimfemme:

    I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

    welp now we know the distinction between the two

    Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

    You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

    DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

    NONE OF US KNEW THAT

    yo frosted mini wheats sound good as shit right now

    No matter which one you choose, hot milk is the next level.

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